Spot the Difference: Andrew MacKay

Its interesting how many MPs are advising they will not be standing at the next elections. Not, they hasten to add because they have done anything wrong - but because of "other commitments".

It has nothing to do with the fact that if they did stand they'd get well beaten by even an independent who was standing on a campaign of free rights for garden gnomes. Thats got nothing to do with it - as we all know that they "have done nothing wrong".